They were literally feet from the bathroom, Zelos, could you have not waited two more seconds!!!
Kratos bites his lip and inhales slowly, trying not to get too frustrated-- or at least, not show it. It's fine, it's fine, Zelos didn't puke on him, and it's not like he has to clean up the mess. That's Zelos' problem. Or... Zelos' butler's problem? Whatever. Not Kratos'.
"Unfortunately, we're both alive and awake," Kratos says, dryly.
He maneuvers them around the vomit on the ground and gets Zelos into the bathroom, letting go of the Chosen only once he's sure Zelos isn't going to topple.
"Do you need anything else?" he asks, too polite to just leave without being told it's fine. (Even though logically he knows what Zelos probably wants of him is to just fuck off and let Zelos handle it from here. Too bad Zelos still needs a lift back to his companions.)
(kratos voice) I WANT A REFUND
*DAMMIT.
They were literally feet from the bathroom, Zelos, could you have not waited two more seconds!!!
Kratos bites his lip and inhales slowly, trying not to get too frustrated-- or at least, not show it. It's fine, it's fine, Zelos didn't puke on him, and it's not like he has to clean up the mess. That's Zelos' problem. Or... Zelos' butler's problem? Whatever. Not Kratos'.
"Unfortunately, we're both alive and awake," Kratos says, dryly.
He maneuvers them around the vomit on the ground and gets Zelos into the bathroom, letting go of the Chosen only once he's sure Zelos isn't going to topple.
"Do you need anything else?" he asks, too polite to just leave without being told it's fine. (Even though logically he knows what Zelos probably wants of him is to just fuck off and let Zelos handle it from here. Too bad Zelos still needs a lift back to his companions.)